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"You know I really love you, don't you?" my dad asked me, as I laid on the operating table, feeling the anaesthetic kicking in.

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"Take these, they'll help you feel healthy", he said with a smirk as he handed her the krill oil pills.

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"I want a lawyer.", I screamed as I was cuffed and put into the policecars backseat.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,

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I eagerly peered into the mirror while blood dripped off the knife.

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Warning: Food supply, low, protocol 7 initiated..non-essential personnel terminated..Attention: Food supply replenished. Normal dining hours resume at 0600hrs.

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I rolled over in my bed and saw a face grinning at me in the window.

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I must admit, my mother’s eulogy for me is quite thoughtful and lovely.

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"Three kids were found dead this morning", said the news reporter.

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i cracked a dad joke about my cum sock being missing for 9 months

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You know I really love you, don't you?" my dad asked me, as I laid on the operating table, feeling the anaesthetic kicking in.	37
"Take these, they'll help you feel healthy", he said with a smirk as he handed her the krill oil pills.	37
"I want a lawyer.", I screamed as I was cuffed and put into the policecars backseat.	37
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,	37
I eagerly peered into the mirror while blood dripped off the knife.	37
Warning: Food supply, low, protocol 7 initiated..non-essential personnel terminated..Attention: Food supply replenished. Normal dining hours resume at 0600hrs.	37
I rolled over in my bed and saw a face grinning at me in the window.	37
I must admit, my mother’s eulogy for me is quite thoughtful and lovely.	37
"Three kids were found dead this morning", said the news reporter.	37
i cracked a dad joke about my cum sock being missing for 9 months	37